This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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