doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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