I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
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And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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