My Higher Power is John Stamos
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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