Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Actions speak louder than pants.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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