do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
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Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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