Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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