you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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