You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
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There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
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Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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