youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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