If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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