White coat. Heels.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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