Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
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His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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