shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You can make out without kissing
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