Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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