Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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