Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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