Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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