where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
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There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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