Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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