I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
This house was built for laser tag.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
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