Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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