you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
