Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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