hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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