I hope mine doesn't look like that
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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