whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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