Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Well I just put wine in my tea
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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