Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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