After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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