Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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