We're facebook friends in real life
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
dude i'm inner monologue high
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
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Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now