i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
