3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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