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(630): View more from Illinois

just tell him i said nine months

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(614): View more from Ohio

There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.

(614): View more from Ohio

Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.

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(334): View more from Alabama

you're like a bully in the Christmas story

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.

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Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?
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(918): View more from Oklahoma

i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better

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(847): View more from Illinois

what did you hear about me?

(630): View more from Illinois

that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around

(630): View more from Illinois

that was hard to say and not laugh

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(905): View more from Ontario

the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster

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(407): View more from Florida

I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers

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