PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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