the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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