shes about as inviting as chlamydia
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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