hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Randomize
