Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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