Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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