"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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