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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed

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• (727): View more from Florida

  These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list

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  haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.

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