don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
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