"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
porn star boner night. come get it.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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