What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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