Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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