My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Come see our sink grown plant.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.