she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??