Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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