I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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