I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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