Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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