whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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