did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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