Are we in a gay sports bar?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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