i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
