Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
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See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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