i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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