Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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