You surviving the open bar?
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a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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