i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
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I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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